Island News

Well ole Santa gets to take it easy for another year now, the big day has come and gone.

Seems everyone here was pretty darn good all year, by the looks of all the goodies that was under the tree anyway.

Kevin and Wendell are enjoying their X Box’s (don’t expect to see them again until spring).

Had a great Christmas meal with the family all here.

Lots of visiting over the holidays,

Kevin brought home his special edition collections of Lord of the Rings so we watched those over the christmas holidays as well and we will go to see the final Show at the Theater sometime this week.

I think some of us are going to go to the outdoor celebrations for new years eve and enjoy some live music, hot chocolate and sleigh rides . That should be an enjoyable evening, nice way to start the new years off I think.

And of course we have to think about what our new years resolutions will be.

Hope you have had a Great Christmas and Here is Hopeing the new year is filled with nothing but Good cheer and Happy times for one and all.

Try to get all those credit cards paid off and get ready to do it all again by December. haha

What will be your new years resolutions? are they the same ones you made last year and maybe didn’t complete or keep ? or are they totally new ones ?

Here are a few I came across , Hope they give you a chuckle and maybe you can relate to them as well.. LOL

Top 10 resolutions for Intenet Junkies

I will try to figure out why I *really* need 7 e-mail addresses.

I will stop sending e-mail to my wife.

I resolve to work with neglected children—my own.

I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail.

I resolve to back up my 1GB hard drive daily…well, once a week…okay, monthly then…or maybe…

I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet.

When I hear “Where do you want to go today?” I won’t reply “MS Tech Support.”

I will read the manual.

I will think of a password other than “password.”

I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning.

Top 12 resolutions for PETS

12. Have a torrid one-night stand with a street mutt.

11. Try to understand that the cat is from Venus and I am from Mars.

10. I will no longer be beholden to the sound of the can opener.

9. Circulate petition that Leg Humping be a juried competition in major dog shows.

8. Call PETA and tell them what that surgical mask-wearing freak does to us when no one is around.

7. Take time from busy schedule to stop and smell the behinds.

6. Hamster: Don’t let them figure out I’m just a rat on ‘roids, or they’ll flush my ass.

5. Always scoot before licking.

4. Grow opposable thumb; break into pantry; decide for MYSELF how much food is *too* much.

3. Get out of the castle more, maybe swim counter clockwise this year.

2. January 1st: Kill the sock! Must kill the sock!

January 2nd - December 31: Re-live victory over the sock.

AND the Number 1 New Year’s Resolutions Made by Pets…

1. I will NOT chase the stick unless I see it LEAVE HIS HAND.

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