Island News

Well its been rainy weather and when its not raining its very high humidity so its sticky and yucky out and by the look of the weather forcaste its not going to get any better until next week

Big Brother is going well anyone else out there watching it? I thought it was great when Michelle got her shock last show , that child shouldn’t have been in there anyway !

My new nephew got out of the hospital today he’s been in with some reflux problems and was unable to keep his milk down. But he’s doing much better now with the help of some meds and being proped up in bed after a feeding. Poor little guy is only 6 weeks old and he’s on a form of Zantex already!! talk about stress!!

Not alot to update today, hasn’t been alot to do lately with the yucky weather, maybe we’ll get lucky and get a really good Thunder Storm and clear the air some .

Hope everyone has a great weekend. Here is a top ten for this Friday .

Top Ten Things You Don’t Want To Hear From A Lifeguard

10. “I was shocked how easy it is to get counterfeit Red Cross certification”

9. “I probably should’ve waited until I was off-duty to get stinkin’ drunk”

8. “Hey you—put a shirt on, I just ate lunch!”

7. “I gotta run and get some stamps—nobody drown while I’m gone”

6. “If the water’s a little warmer around there, it’s my fault”

5. “Yeah I’m David Hasselhoff—life’s been tough since they cancelled ‘Baywatch’”

4. “All right, everybody out! Time for daddy’s bubble bath!”

3. “You better be careful, pal—there’s no way I’m giving you mouth-to-mouth”

2. “If I find out you’ve eaten in the last half hour, so help me god I’ll kill you”

1. “Shark!”

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