Top Ten Signs You’re a Computer Freak
10. You’ve bought so many Microsoft products, Bill Gates knows you personally.
9. You now speak to everyone in Java.
8. Your wife has to email you to come to dinner. (hummm that sound familiar)
7. On all your letters you add little things like: :> or : )
6. You give away front row U2 tickets because you are SO CLOSE to leveling up in the new role playing game you’ve discovered.
5. You have a $5000 computer system, but a $300 car.
4. You keep a picture of your computer under your pillow.
3. You’ve had a toilet installed next to your workstation.
2. You give your computer a name and treat it as one of the family.
And the number 1 sign your a FREAK…
1. You don’t have any friends, but can crack secret military code!
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