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Top Ten Signs You’re a Computer Freak

10. You’ve bought so many Microsoft products, Bill Gates knows you personally.

9. You now speak to everyone in Java. 

8. Your wife has to email you to come to dinner. (hummm that sound familiar)

7. On all your letters you add little things like: :> or : )

6. You give away front row U2 tickets because you are SO CLOSE to leveling up in the new role playing game you’ve discovered. 

5. You have a $5000 computer system, but a $300 car. 

4. You keep a picture of your computer under your pillow. 

3. You’ve had a toilet installed next to your workstation. 

2. You give your computer a name and treat it as one of the family. 

And the number 1 sign your a FREAK…

1. You don’t have any friends, but can crack secret military code!

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NEWS STORY

Don Gorske’s on record as being a Big Mac fan, but it’s not about the burger any more

FOND DU LAC, Wis. (AP) – Don Gorske is already in the Guinness Book of World Records for eating Big Macs – but it’s not about the fame anymore.

Gorske, who downed his 19,000th Big Mac Tuesday, said he wouldn’t know what else to eat if it weren’t for Big Macs.

“I’d be clueless,” he said, adding that he ate a piece of pizza recently, but it “just wasn’t the same.”

“It wasn’t my first choice,” he said.

Gorske, 49, of Fond du Lac, eats two Big Macs per day and drinks little else beside Coke. He also keeps track of everything he eats in a notebook.

“I admit I’m obsessive compulsive,” he says. “I have so many compulsions.”

At 6 feet tall and 180 pounds, Gorske said he proves that foods you love don’t have to make you fat.

In fact, attorneys defending McDonald’s against a lawsuit claiming its food makes people fat used Gorske as an example of someone who frequently ate fast food but stayed slim.

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